wow my brother was telling me this joke and he said
"if you’re fighting with a woman and she pulls a knife on you, just pull out the bread and cheese and meat and her womanly instincts will kick in and she’ll just make you a sandwich"
then all of a sudden our mom emerges from the kitchen holding a huge ass knife and she approaches my brother asking “sorry what was that?” and he started screaming
that’s so awesome! congrats on making a wonderful meal and sharing it with friends. plus, if you had some left over, curry tastes even better the next day! :)
I’m not sure if this has been submitted before, but I went back a few pages in the breakfast tag and didn’t see it, so I thought I’d submit the recipe. I started making these to bring to work after my doctor suggested I start eating higher protein.
The recipe is super customizable, and can easily…
do you ever pretend like you didn’t see something so the other person doesn’t feel embarrassed
495,571 people whose mama taught them right
Do you want to know what real procrastination is?
I can’t do algebra, so in one hour I have taught myself morse code, and I have spent the last ten minuets writing the lyrics to Pompeii fluently in morse
../.— .- …/-. —- -/.-.. -.— .. -. —.
I am the procratination QUEEN
i did not learn morse in less than an hour for 16 notes
Have you ever just looked at someone and thought, “I really love you”. They’re just talking or humming or watching a movie or reading a book or laughing or something, and there’s something about them in that moment that makes you think, “I just really love you”